It’s tax season, and let’s be honest – we’re cracking up. So we thought you should crack up with us! Here’s some of our favorite accountant jokes.
“Hello, is this Father O’Malley?”
“This is the IRS. Can you help us?”
“Do you know a Ted Houlihan?”
“Is he a member of your congregation?”
“Did he donate $10,000 to the church?”
Smile When You Pay That
A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS auditor who had come to review his records. At one point the auditor exclaimed, “Mr. Carr, we feel it is a great privilege to be allowed to live and work in the USA. As a citizen you have an obligation to pay taxes, and we expect you to eagerly pay them with a smile.” “Thank God,” returned Mr. Carr, “I thought you were going to want cash!”
This Is Who We Are, and This Is What We Do
What is the definition of “accountant”? Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way you don’t understand.
There are 3 types of accountants. Those who can count and those who can’t.
Keep reading our blog for more accountant jokes soon!
Here’s what we really do.
But seriously, you can find some amazing tax tips here.